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Nick Helm

There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven’t Done To Myself

Stop fearing the worst. It’s already happened. So instead of crying about it, why not crawl out of your homemade nuclear fallout shelters and bear witness to Living Legend and National Treasure in waiting Nick Helm as he delivers some home truths about life, love and how not to be a dick.

This is a call to arms to anyone that feels hard done by and short-changed by this ugly new world. It’s time to take ownership and rise from the ashes as we learn to believe in ourselves again. For one night in your pathetic lives, let’s believe in a better world. Let’s believe in Nick Helm.

British Comedy Award winner, double Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee, BAFTA nominated filmmaker and star of BBC3’s Uncle, Heavy Entertainment, C4’s Loaded, Live at the Apollo and regular on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Nick Helm sets off on his first national tour in order to bring his unique blend of high octane stand up, music and poetry, in person, to the people.

“Genuinely exciting.”

The Telegraph ★★★★★

“A genuinely unique comedy brain.”

The Guardian

"A smorgasbord of delights. Helm is a comic tour de force, and then some."

The Mail on Sunday ★★★★

"Very exciting."

Daniel Kitson

"Blew my mind."

Jimmy Carr
Thu 12Oct

Comedy Tour Show - Nick Helm (16+)Cardiff

There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven't Done To Myself
Stop fearing the worst. It’s already happened. So instead of crying about it, why not crawl out of your homemade nuclear fallout shelters and bear witness to Living Legend and National Treasure in waiting Nick Helm as he delivers some home truths about life, love and how not to be a dick.
All under 25s may be asked to produce valid ID (See FAQ's)

Thu 2Nov

Comedy Tour Show - Nick Helm (16+)Nottingham

There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven't Done To Myself
Stop fearing the worst. It’s already happened. So instead of crying about it, why not crawl out of your homemade nuclear fallout shelters and bear witness to Living Legend and National Treasure in waiting Nick Helm as he delivers some home truths about life, love and how not to be a dick.
All under 25s may be asked to produce valid ID (See FAQ's)