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‘2.5’ – Tour 2023
“Most blurbs are written in the 3rd person so they’ll be like ‘Gary is this, Gary is that, you can expect this from Gary’ well I’m writing this myself so, this will be MY 3rd show or ‘2.5’ as I’m calling it.
I’ve had several top professionals and industry people tell me over the years that I shouldn’t swear as much on stage, that I shouldn’t be as crude or as edgy as I am. But guess what, they likely don’t know that as a kid growing up in the care system I was told that I’d be either dead or in jail by the time I was 30 so I tend not to listen to others and do things my way… it’s gotten me this far after all. So, this show will be a continued celebration of me being me which, in the current climate of ‘cancel culture’ we find ourselves in, could be seen as risky but f*** it.
My targets as always will be my girls and me as well as life observations on things like new laws on unsolicited dick pics, how equality between the sexes has a clear definitive line, all medication side effects, my loathing of stupid questions, how our ancestors were idiots and much much more.
I’m going to remain to be playfully dark and, as always, do what I do best which is to be relatable, honest and give you an insight into what it’s like to be me, a young single grandad who’s passionate about making his audience laugh. And then be available for hugs at the end if anyone needs or wants one.