Mark Simmons at The Glee Birmingham

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Tue 19Nov

Mark Simmons: Quip Off The Mark (16+)Glee Club Birmingham

As Seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’ MARK SIMMONS returns to the Glee with his phenomenal show, Quip off the Mark!

Advance price

  • £17.00 Show Entry
  • £15.00 Student Entry
  • £17.00 Wheelchair Show Entry
  • £15.00 Wheelchair Student Entry
  • + £2.00 booking fee per ticket


  • Doors open 6:30 PM
  • Last entry 6:45 PM

More info

  • Seating type Unallocated
  • Food available No
  • Minimum age 16+

Mark Simmons: Quip Off The Mark 2024

As Seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’ MARK SIMMONS brings his brand-new show on the road.

Mark recently joined Dara O’Brian and Hugh Dennis on BBC2’s Mock The Week as a semi-regular on the show and now brings you his hotly-anticipated show Quip Off The Mark. He’s also been appearing on BT Sport’s DIY pundit and The Rugby’s On. Mark has also appeared in other TV shows such as ITV’s Out There, BBC Radio 4 Extra Stands Up, a Channel 4 pilot starring alongside Bridget Christie, as well as BBC3’s One For The Road.

Mark also hosted News-ish and Film-ish on Fubar Radio alongside co-host Seann Walsh. And now is enjoying further success with his solo podcastJokes With Mark Simmons, where he invites a fellow comic, such as Gary Delaney and Milton Jones to discuss jokes that they’ve written but simply just haven’t worked.

This isn’t your average one-liner show as there is the running theme throughout. This year Mark’s parents have sold the house he grew up in and has to collect his box of stuff from the loft. Come discover what’s in the box in this top-level one-liner show structured in a way you’ve never seen before.

UK Comics’ Comic 2022 - Best Act

“One of the UK’s pre-eminent pun merchants…the quickest quipster in showbusiness.”

Evening Standard

“Master of one-liners…his (show) consist(s) of literally one-liner after one-liner, with one or two breaks for the audience to catch their breath before another assault on the laughter and muscles with the next segment.” ★★★★★


“Absolutely hilarious.” ★★★★

The Scotsman

“A lot of excellent funny one-liners.”

Bruce Dessau

“A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke writing.”★★★★